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One for the Navy...........

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every
hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.
"Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an
Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might
be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he
snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have
complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it
to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll
take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?"
asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the
other guy snoring?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came
in the room," the sailor explained.

"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said,
'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching

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