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My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.My girlfriend tried to get me to make love on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I’m going to make love, it’s going to be on my own Accord.I once dated a Math teacher, it turned out she was nothing but problems.My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn’t into diaper fetishes.
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