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One day in the not-so-distant future, the chip embedded in your neck will be read by the GPS chip embedded in your vehicle's roof and then transmit your ID and speed to the State Police computer. In the mail will come your traffic ticket.


UncleLee

P.S. I foresee a huge aftermarket trick-chip business.
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One day in the not-so-distant future, the chip embedded in your neck...
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How is said chip gonna get in your neck? The DMV gonna come stalk/tranq and tag you like a polar bear?

Raggmopp
<chipless>
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P.S. I foresee a huge aftermarket trick-chip business.
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I forsee a bigger one in small, powerfull horseshoe magnets.

Raggmopp
<entrepreneur>
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P.S. I foresee a huge aftermarket trick-chip business.

Let's get really scary: Barium & Iodine Martiti (with Molson chaser) to obfuscate any chip readers on overpasses.

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Let's get really scary: Barium & Iodine Martiti
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I'll stick to my horseshoe magnets, thanks.

Raggmopp
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I'll stick to my horseshoe magnets, thanks.

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Proven to work on Hertz rentals?



UncleLee
(curious)



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Proven to work on Hertz rentals?
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Don't know about that but it sure works on computer memory.

Da Mopp
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I'll be getting one of those black market chip reprogrammers to reset mine, soon as I can get Mopp's code.

Twit
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I'll be getting one of those black market chip reprogrammers to reset mine, soon as I can get Mopp's code.
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Who do you think went down and got the FoolMobile's chip and do you know how COLD the Potomac can be?

Da Mopp
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Who do you think went down and got the FoolMobile's chip and do you know how COLD the Potomac can be?

Good thing, too. Just think of all the nasty organisms kept in hibernation.

Don't be too sure of who the chip belongs to, though. If you get identified as say, Tony, and get booted, that would be a shame. Those boots are so hard to get off without the key.

Anonymous
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Don't be too sure of who the chip belongs to, though. If you get identified as say, Tony, and get booted, that would be a shame.
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This is all getting too complicated, I think I'll just come down there and run red lights like the NoVa natives do.

Raggmopp
<yellow means "hit the nitrous">
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One day in the not-so-distant future, the chip embedded in your neck will be read by the GPS chip embedded in your vehicle's roof and then transmit your ID and speed to the State Police computer. In the mail will come your traffic ticket.

Hmmm, one day in the not so distant future, the chip embedded in your neck will be read by the State Police computer and in the mail you'll get your traffic ticket just for thinking about it.

BofB <I'll go back to just lurking now>
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and in the mail you'll get your traffic ticket just for thinking about it.
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Of course they will call it "aggressive driving" and the ticket will be "for your own protection".
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