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>>>>sum of u may wunder why i wrote this but i have to remind u that it am "a day with itchypants" and that am what i did. eccept for the dog part what i made up but it
gave story flavor.

It riminds me off my days visting teh pool hall egcept I had gno cue adn wuld hav to ask the nise ladie at the reseptoin if I cuold hav a big wooden won too gnock aganst mey balls. She alweys gave me somthing firm two ply with and oftentims we wuold hav a quit game just four the too off us. Wonse she siad we had too play in a dark aley adn she took me doun betwean the pink pilars outsied adn she showd me a place wear I cuold practis a gnew strok. Im a purfectoinist so I did it over adn over agane for aeges untill her eyes went funey adn she cuoldnt speke agcept for a strang skweeking niose. Its ammazing waht yuo can do wehn yore short.

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