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Ha ha ha ha ha. That's so funny.

Here, let me try:

The division of the human family into its two distinct branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, a few hundred years after the flood. Humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.

Then God saw that people were schmucks and decided to kill them all, except Noah. Noah was a liberal, because he built a boat that was big enough for himself and for others. If he were a Conservative he would have just built one big enough for himself and said "Screw the rest of you. Provide for yourselves!"

And he was an environmentalist, because he wanted to preserve animals, rather than just see them wiped out by human greed and stupidity.

It's too bad that Noah was a liberal, because if he hadn't bothered, everybody else would have drowned, and all the Conservatives would have been killed, including Sean Hannity. That's what you get for caring about other people; they think "they produced it all", ignore the contributions that other people have made to their own success and then turn around and stab you in the back.

Ha ha ha ha! Prettty hilarious!

Really, if the original post is what passes for humor around here, I'll pass, thanks.

Oh. More hilarious humor --

Beer!

Wow, funny, eh?
 
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