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Dad: Here’s the deal, kid. You go up to the door and ask for candy.

Kid: Why? What did I do to deserve them giving me candy?

Dad: You didn’t do anything to deserve it. You get it just because you’re alive.

Kid: OK.

Dad: And if they don’t give it to you, you threaten them with a trick.

Kid: Wait, I didn’t do anything to deserve it, but I have the right to get mad and threaten them with a trick if they don’t give it to me?

Dad: That’s right.

Kid: Are we Democrats?

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