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It’s finally here! The best day of the year!

No, not because of candy.
No, not because of costumes.
No, not because of parties.

I’ll tell you why...

It’s because tonight I get to have my favorite dinner! I wait all year for this!

Tonight, is when my wife takes hotdogs (and I’m being totally frank) and scoops all the meat out of them.

This way, we get to have...

Hollow Weenies!!!

...but I still am...

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