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Be it known to all here that by the authority vested in me as Old Geezer Jester, I hereby give and grant permission to all those posting in The Jester Board to add to their posting names the word 'Jester' following it. This right and privilege shall be unique to this board's posters and is not allowed by any other poster on TMF. If such an occasion happens, that poster will be forced to spend two consecutive days at Mechanical Investing and will only allowed out having reached the gibbering stage.

Secret Handshake: Extend right hand. Grasp the other's hand firmly yet not too hard. Shake his/her hand up and down a few times. Let go. If you meet someone who does this then you have met a Fellow Jester. Relax and enjoy.

Secret Recognition Phrase: “Sorry my hand's wet; I have just been to the bathroom.” Alternate: “Have a chocolate; the ones with teeth marks are hard centers.”

Best Jester Pick-Up Line at a Bar: “Hi, sweetbuns, wanna jingle my Jester cap's bells?” Alternate: “I snort beverages through my nose, can you?”

Beware the Ides of April.


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