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Dear Fools (Specifically Tom and Dave);

Please help Elton John. I am very concerned after hearing your radio show Saturday. Why don't you send him a complimentary copy of "You Have More Than You Think" and "The Motley Fool Investment Workbook." If he could get through step two of the 13 steps (Paying down your credit card debt), he would be well on his way to being a Fool.

I wrote a (not so great) limerick about it. It only works if you know Elton's birth name is Reginald Dwight.

There once was a bloke name of Dwight
Who found himself in a terrible plight
He was approached by a Fool
Who sent him to school
Now he hangs on the message boards all night!

Don't worry, I won't quit my day job.

Steve Wallen
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