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He's good alright.

Rabid Raggmopp
<but he's no Read>

This is an insult?


I think this is a new record: barely a day, if that, into it and my chances slip. A handful of posts and some of the heavy-hitters are nominated and with them the verbal abuse. I have this sinking feeling that I am sinking at the launch.

However, since I have as role models The Brave Little Toaster, The Little Train That Could and Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex (another title applicable to 'little' but I'm not going there), I shall persevere. Bring on your big guys because I don't know the meaning of fear (along with a lot of other words I don't know the meaning of).

I note that Bogey did not mention The Feste Award Third Class with Palm Cluster. Possibly it slipped his mind. If so I remind him of that. I also remind Bogey that I have the award made (two bronze Canadians copulating in a bronze canoe set on a bronze plinth) and all that is needed is the plaque stating me as winner to be bolted to it.

Plus, Bogey, I have this Magic Formula that, if rubbed on a driver, gets you an additional 25 yards off the tee. Want it? If so, trade time.


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