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Hillary Clinton was on a plane bound for Texas. Next to her was an older, weathered man in a checkered shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat. She decided to have a bit of harmless fun at the old guy's expense. Hillary said, "I've heard flights go fast if you start talking to a fellow passenger. Sound good?"

The cowboy drawled, "Well I s'pose that'd be awright, Ms. Senator. What'd ya like to discuss?" Hillary proposed Iraq. The old cowpoke sensed an unlevel playing field. He had an idea.

"Could be interesting. I got a question first: Horses, cows, and deer all eat grass. But a deer passes little pellets, a cow tosses a flat patty, and a horse makes big mounds. Why do you 'spose that is, Ms. Clinton?" The dumbfounded Hillary said she didn't have the slightest idea.

"So," said the cowboy with a smile, "how is it you feel so qualified to discuss Iraq when you don't know siht?"
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