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Human Resource Lingo

Competitive Salary: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Join our Fast-Paced Company: We have no time to train you.

Casual Work Atmosphere: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

Must be Deadline-Oriented: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Some Overtime Required: Some time each night and some time each weekend.

Duties will Vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Must have an Eye for Detail: We have no quality control.

Career-Minded: Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

Apply in Person: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

No Phone Calls Please: We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

Problem-Solving Skills a Must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

Requires Team Leadership Skills: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Good Communication Skills: Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want, and do it.

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