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No. of Recommendations: 7

Why not, if Markoose can do it, so can I!

I work out of my home, have almost no human contact (except immediate family, MrsDuck and The Ducklings) every day, so I'm basically deprived of all normal forms of human interaction and I'm also a total freaking waste of bandwidth.

So far my best posts have all been things I know the most about, but are obviously ALL OFF TOPIC:

Duck plays with his kids:

Duck plays MORE with his kids:

I've got to be the most hated participant in Political Asylum:

I have too many personal problems, including just trying to live in a normal house:

(Just search on "BUILDER FROM HELL" or "Fred the Illegal Builder" and you'll see.)

A small child that hasn't mastered the English language yet and another child that will make the perfect college professor:

A Type-A "corporate ladder climber" wife, the MrsDuck:

And I also occasionally lose my mind totally and go off the deep end:

Why am I exposing myself like this on The Feste Award board? Well, first of all, I've had 5...<hic>, 6 beers already and second of all, sometimes I have all the common sense of a bag of dessert topping.

I am the poster child of internet addiction and TMF board masochism, who better to show as an example of what happens when you give a guy too much free access:

Well, Britain has it's "Loony Party", TMF simply has to have a resident loony, so it might as well be ME.

...Please pass the Prozac, I think it's going to rain!
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