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I am going to have to go with this character (similar to the PTA guy).

Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman.
She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred...
Man: This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah! [jumps into water]
Homer: Er, I meant the statue...

From "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"

vive la revolucion

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