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I am too want bans. These am mine bans and my air fist three times and swear of damn. And I am sirius and so ther is a titel too.

MY BANS
by sng

1. all meetings. period.

2. any periods longer than two days.

3. making me pay for tampons.

4. any boys what am not flirting with me.

5. stoopid confirenses.

6. stoopid peeple.

7. my stoopid cat.

8. any tv unless they am nakid and humping.

9. all pirates statements unless they say "arrr."

10. guy who revved his explorer engine and shouted "yeah" with his fist in the air to show his support of the earth first protest.
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