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i have lernd lesson! i needs to pay mo taxes not less. letz coddle everywon. letz distrueeitbute all wealth. letz give all capital to poorest so they can buy crack, gold teef and lowrider cars. that am rite compashionate thang to do. they will thank us for it. they will be warm in bed. we will go to heybun and sit wif jeebus.

it am rite to take money from evil companys! they am evil. truly evil. so evil. woo hoo they am powerful evil. even the one what cure cancer. fooey on them! they am the woarst. they needs to provide that cure stuff for free. the gubmint can just pay for it so that all poor peeples can live forever even when smoke and drank and crack. if ppele need anything the gubmint can just provide it! it am wunderful math.

it am rite to take yo property for good of many. dont you watch spock, dumb dum? u am too sefish. give that money! why come u have car? u not need car like that! trade in for used car and give money to crack heads. why come u kidz have gud school and clothes? all they need am publix schoolin and pototao sack to wear. u could give the extra money to crack head on street to get him cleand up. not him fult he am crackhad.

whut abutt the chillren?

for love of god i dont know whut we did wif out taxs before! wifout taxs weed have the following:
1. dead peeple
2. murders
3. starvin babies
4. blind peeple
5. sick peple
6. peeple waht like to rub nub of same type of peeple that they is
7. ugly peple
8. colapse of all we now
9. no roads!

we cant live wif out gobmint! it am becuz of gubmint what we am here and alive. we live FOR gubmint. our lives are offerd to guvbmint. it am impotent werk they do like sleep wif 22 year old interns that am 30 years younger than them and then they am married but have kink dress up sex wif airline stewardess and then the intern disampeear and then they say "whut? i dont have anything to say about that but vote for me pleeze" and then all peeples say "him bad but not my politician him am reelly only one what u can trust becuz him am mine and i will vote for him agin and agin".

socialism am sooooo successful. look at france! it am so nice over there everybuddy am movign there. and look at russia! russia am so nice wif communism what we shuld hab it here. but america aint socialist and u ant saying you am socialist or support socialist programs. but u am. u am. u am. u reelly am.

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