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I have linguini, olive oil, butter, and three teenagers in our vacation kitchen in Florida.

Now I have linguini, 2 lbs of shrimp, garlic, lemon, butter, olive oil, cream cheese and french bread. Any thoughts

It appears you traded 3 teenagers for 2 lbs of shrimp, some cream cheese, and some french bread. You should invite your boyfriend over, ask him to bring some white wine, and enjoy a pleasantly quiet meal with him, now that the kids are gone.

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