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I have never heard anyone mention the one true advantage to the large "bar of soap" cellphone, namely, that you can cradle it on your neck, so you can free up both hands (so you can drive, eat your doughnut, drink your latte, and talk at the same time whilst p**sing off everyone around you on the road).

Let's all give a rousing cheer for true polyphasic activity!...hold on a sec, got a call on the other line..

What's next "cellphone on a roap"? (hey, weirder products have been foisted on an unsuspecting public, as anyone who visits latenight shopping channels can attest). ;-)

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