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I nominate myself. Here's why you should vote for me:

1. I understand LBYM on more complex levels than most of the denizens of LBYM, so I don't need to actually hang out at that board except to jiggle the handle occasionally. If people want LBYM advice, they know where to find me.

2. I've been put in TMF jail more than all previous Feste nominees combined, which adds intrigue and spice to my campaign.

3. I try to proofread my posts before clicking "submit."

4. Raise your hand if you think I'm a guy.

5. I faithfully use the shift key.

6. The only females of consequence who've ever made the nominations cut are LQueiros and Bookgrrrl, so if you want to at least attempt to disguise the fact that TMF is a sausage-fest, you'll put a chick on the ballot.

7. I'm a quick study. Way back in '99, the Brothers Gardner gave me the only advice I'll never need, packaged as "the only advice you'll ever need": buy an index fund. I did, and then spent the 8+ years subsequent posting on lunch threads and social boards. All those other earnest, emoticon-using TMF popular kids must be slow.

8. If elected, I will test positive for performance-enhancing drugs.

9. I hate CaveGirl.

10. I have above-average grip strength and can name all the capitols of the United States.


Redsavina <--------Less Annoying; More Entertaining
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