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I wouldn't call it politically incorrect, and no, you aren't in trouble. But as a woman, I find the image of a woman's dress being lifted and her underpants being pulled down by a stranger to be off-putting. Changing the gender and then reading it, the joke is not as off-putting to me. The question is, does the joke still work without having a woman as the object? What do you think?

:-) Vivienne



Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a man at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that he is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at him and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The man shakes his head no. Then she asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The man begins to turn blue, and shakes his head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the man, yanks down his pants and drawers, and quickly gives his right butt cheek a lick with her tongue. The man is so shocked that he has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of his mouth.

As he begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to her table. Her sister said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

(Oh my!! Is this politically incorrect? Am I in trouble?)
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