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I JUST discovered my age group!

I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressureon your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older
people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, to
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"Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressureon your inner ear."

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Do be careful. Your description could be interpreted as saying that seniors are
full of it.

Howie52
How folks phrase things and interpret things can be important.
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I think this was written by Paula Bosco Damon, a national award-winning writer whose columns appear weekly in regional newspapers of the Upper Midwest. Dated 2015.

Wherever I got it on FB did not give credit.

Chili
wants to ensure proper credit
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http://vermillionpubliclibrary.org/tag/paula-bosco-damon/

I had to look her up, she sounds like someone I would enjoy reading. :)

Lucky Dog
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