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A highway patrol officer was on routine patrol on the freeway when he spotted a blonde busily knitting as she drove down the freeway. He pulled in behind her and set the lights aflashing, but she was so engrossed in her knitting that she completely ignored the officer.

Finally he pulled up next to her and used his bullhorn and said:
"PULL OVER"

She rolled down her window and yelled:
"No, It's a scarf!"


Waxurt
punning blondley since 7
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