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If I was so stupid THEN, how could I be so smart NOW?

That's an easy one. With age most people get smarter. They know more stuff and have more experience. They keep learning stuff until they eventually figure out that they must be geniuses. Then one day their brain gets full and they learn no more. They have no need to read or listen because they have plateaued and become stable geniuses. Then the neurons start blinking off and they become incoherent and angry at everything. So their kids find them a good nursing home, where they can sit on the corner and drool in the company of other stable geniuses.

Bob aged 9, early achieving genius
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