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If the two of us controlled life of drivers, we could kill off enough
to have the road to ourselves.

A friend used to say that when he became Emperor he was going to put the best scientific minds in the realm to work on two devices:

1. The Jetson "morning" machine

2. Something that would obliterate the vehicles of intersection blockers without harming the drivers, who don't seem to realize they have nowhere to go until the cars ahead of them move.

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