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if you run for prez, i'll vote for you
we can put Fungi as your VICE
you appoint ET fed chairman
naj handles the press
keep fate out of it - they will eat him alive cause he is too nice

as excruciating as this job offer seems, i admit the power to threaten to fire ET on christmas eve and replace him with an intellectually bankrupt careerist professional oped writer to finally test my lifelong research program on whether S&P 666 is a valid support level is tempting.
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