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Written By Lennon/McCartney Published by Northern Songs Ltd
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, You beer naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the egg-man, oh they are the egg-men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the egg-man, oh they are the egg-men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the egg-man, oh they are the egg-men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying

Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg-man, oh they are the egg-men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
G'goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, goo

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Oh BTW the chorus at the end of the song sure sounds like "Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot." to me anyway.

Ah, Post 11 has been reached, I can relax abit.

Speaking of 11, I had a dream that my life was going to end before Sept 11, 2001. So much so that before I left that day I showed my wife the how and whys to get to our Investment Accounts. It was that powerful. I really thought I was going to die.

The only other dream I had like that was after Afghan had been supposedly pacified and the question of the day was B Laden alive or not. That one was not as powerful. But the gist of it was...One man was dead and another was riding away laughing on a bicycle. I interpreted the dead man as B. Laden and the one riding away as the former Head of the Taliban whose name escapes me now.

I have had no other dreams since. I hope I never do unless...

That is my truth.

We are the Walrus.

gnos
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