Written By Lennon/McCartney Published by Northern Songs Ltd I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all togetherSee how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to comeCorporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody TuesdayMan, You beer naughty boy, you let your face grow longI am the egg-man, oh they are the egg-men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sittingPretty little policemen in a rowSee how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they runI'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eyeCrabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestessBoy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers downI am the egg-man, oh they are the egg-men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sunIf the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rainI am the egg-man, oh they are the egg-men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel TowerElementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan PoeI am the egg-man, oh they are the egg-men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joobG'goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, goo ++++++*+++++++Oh BTW the chorus at the end of the song sure sounds like "Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot." to me anyway.Ah, Post 11 has been reached, I can relax abit.Speaking of 11, I had a dream that my life was going to end before Sept 11, 2001. So much so that before I left that day I showed my wife the how and whys to get to our Investment Accounts. It was that powerful. I really thought I was going to die.The only other dream I had like that was after Afghan had been supposedly pacified and the question of the day was B Laden alive or not. That one was not as powerful. But the gist of it was...One man was dead and another was riding away laughing on a bicycle. I interpreted the dead man as B. Laden and the one riding away as the former Head of the Taliban whose name escapes me now.I have had no other dreams since. I hope I never do unless...That is my truth.We are the Walrus.gnos
Another version much more detailed. Gosh golly darn I wish TMF would come up with an editing feature. Forgive the all caps.I Am the WalrusI AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER.SEE HOW THEY RUN, LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN, SEE HOW THEY FLY.I'M CRYING.SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE WAITING FOR THE VAN TO COME,CORPORATION T-SHIRT, STUPID BLOOD TUESDAY MAN,YOU BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY, YOU LET YOUR FACE GROW LONG.I AM THE EGGMAN, (oooh)THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, (oooh)I AM THE WALRUS, GOO GOO G'JOOB.MISTER CITY P´LICEMAN, SITTING PRETTY LITTLE P´LICEMEN IN A ROW.SEE HOW THEY FLY LIKE LUCY IN THE SKY, SEE HOW THEY RUN.I'M CRYING.I'M CRYING, (oooh)I'M CRYING,I'M CRYING.YELLOW MATTER CUSTARD DRIPPING FROM A DEAD DOG'S EYE.CRABALOCKER FISHWIFE, PORNOGRAPHIC PRIESTESS,BOY, YOU BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL, YOU LET YOUR KNICKERS DOWN.I AM THE EGGMAN, (oooh)THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, (oooh)I AM THE WALRUS, GOO GOO G'JOOB.SITTING IN AN ENGLISH GARDEN WAITING FOR THE SUN,IF THE SUN DON'T COME YOU GET A TAN FROM STANDING IN THE ENGLISH RAIN.I AM THE EGGMAN, ("Now, good Sir...")THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, ("the man tame by fortunes...)I AM THE WALRUS, GOO GOO G'JOOB, GOO GOO G'JOOB.EXPERT, TEXPERT, CHOKING SMOKERS,DON'T YOU THINK THE JOKER LAUGHS AT YOU. (hoo-hoo-hoo, hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha)SEE HOW THEY SMILE, LIKE PIGS IN A STY, SEE HOW THEY SNIED.I'M CRYING.SEMOLINA PILCHARD CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER,ELEMENT´RY PENGUIN SINGING HARE KRISHNA.MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM KICKING EDGAR ALLEN POE.I AM THE EGGMAN, (oooh)THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, (oooh)I AM THE WALRUS, GOO GOO G'JOOB, GOO GOO G'JOOB,GOO GOO G'JOOB, GOO GOO G´JOOB, GOO, (oooh)JOOB-JOOB-JOOB, JOOB, JOOB, JOOB, JOOB-JOOB,JOOB-JOOB, JOOB-JOOB.OOMPAH, OOMPAH, STICK IT UP YOUR JUMPER!OOMPAH, OOMPAH, STICK IT UP YOUR JUMPER!OOMPAH, OOMPAH, STICK IT.....EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE, EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE,EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE, EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE,EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE, EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE,EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE, EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE,EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE, EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE,EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE, EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE,EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE, EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE,EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE, EV´RYBODY´S GOT ONE......."Villain, take my purse;if ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body;and give the letter which thou find´st about to Edmund, Earl of Gloster;Seek him out upon the British party;0' untimely death!""I know thee well;A serviceable villain;as duteous to the vices of my mistressas badness would desire.""What, is he dead?""Sit you down, Father; rest you."© Northern Songs Ltdgnos
i love those last little conversational bits.btw, i have died inside a dream before.
Dreams are a safety value. Studies have shown that a lack of sleep can cause death. Some of this is may be caused by the lack of body self repair that goes on while we sleep. What is true, however, is that a lack of sleep will eventually lead to short-term madness.It has been shown that while we sleep we review and try to come to grips with our everyday reality. It has been further shown that (if no significant events that happened during the day that would overpower this) the last thing that is on our minds (with focus) can strongly influence at least one dreaming event in that following sleep period.My rare dreams were, are precognitive in fact. The strength and clarity of the dream is in direct proportion to the actual occurrence of the event. I can not stress too strongly that these are rare events.Your dream of self-death opens up a world of speculation.Did I mention that the man who escaped on the bike was laughing?gnos
Your dream of self-death opens up a world of speculation.i'm still alive, which i find odd.
or maybe i'm not, and you are the messenger.interesting.
Humm...doubt it. This is the Material World until proven otherwise, although, no-one can prove that we don't inter-dimensionally shift from moment to moment. Or that shifts may take place with specific event horizons.But as far as the dream goes...One man's interpretation is as good as a another's, what matters is your interpretation. If your really interested numerous interpreting "dream" books can be had, betcha even the local library has one.Now that I have disclaimed.Postulations1. A significant life event was passed or was near.2. A great fear of loss something/one.3. Your response here.gnos
i think it may have been the same period in my life in which i first became suicidally inclined.however, i'm not of the school that every dream has meaning. i think some, if not the majority, are just noise vs. the occasional signal.gabe(not dead yet)
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