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I'm a long way from it. I live near Tampa, FL!!

It seem dat Maurice, de little boy from de Cajun part of Loozyanna, go to visit wit his MawMaw and PawPaw for a few days while his Momma ('Vangeline) and his Poppa (Thibodeaux) are go on a vacation. MawMaw and PawPaw are so proud of dere grandson, who is about five or four year old and dey take him to church wit demselves.

While dey are in de church and de priest is making de sermon, little Maurice say real loudlike, "MawMaw, I got to piss!!"

Dis shock poor MawMaw and when she get Maurice out to de batroom she say dat is not a nice ting to say. If Maurice have to go he said say quietlike, "MawMaw, I have to whisper.", and she will know what he mean. He say, "O.K., MawMaw, I will do dat."

Dey go home to dere shack and everybody go to bed. At about three or two o'clocks in de morning little Maurice come into de bedroom and say to his PawPaw, "I have to whisper." PawPaw he don't know anyting about what Maurice and MawMaw have talk about and he say, "O.K., Maurice, don't wake up MawMaw, you can just whisper in my ear."

De next morning MawMaw and PawPaw put Maurice on a plane to Las Vegas to be wit his Momma and Poppa!
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