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So I was wondering if you'd tell me the worst pick-up line you've ever actually heard. Not heard about - actually had a guy say it to you or to your girlfriend standing next to you.

I was dancing: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Old, unoriginal, and creapy.

Walking down the street: Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that. Thanks for mentioning my flab.

Said by a grown man in his 30s to my 14 year old cousin, who promptly tee-heed: Damn, you got a great body.

Via e-mail: I need to be spanked.

Again, walking down the street, guy walked backwards to ask suggestively: How'd you like to go to a private par-tay?
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