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1. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up."

2. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been cut off due to budget cuts.

4. Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.

5. If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

6. Rome did not create a giant empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who oppose them.

7. Two days without a human rights violation.

8. Your job is STILL BETTER than asking "You want fries with that?"

9. If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.

10. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

11. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

12. Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

13. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

14. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!

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