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It all started yesterday when I had to change a lightbulb.

On my way to the hardware store to buy a bulb I followed a chicken across the street.

Afterwards I walked into a bar where I saw a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde being served drinks
by Matt, the bartender with no arms or legs.

I returned home drunk only to hear a knock-knock at my door.
There stood my neighbor's kid, little johnny.

It was at that moment I realized my life was just one big joke.
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