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Itch,

Why don't you invite a bunch of people over, turn up the heat so they sweat, make them all drink boxes of cheap Gallo, and refuse to let them leave or shower for the whole weekend. By Sunday night you should have achieved that nostalgic odor you're looking for.

Your friend,

redsavina

p.s. For added effect, feed them gasseous sodium-nitrate laden snacks.
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