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Q: What is this place?
A: This is the place where for to come and talk about itchypants.

Q: Why?
A: Huh?

Q: Why do I want to talk about itchpants?
A: Now that I think of it, maybe this isn't such a great idea.

Q: When do you get itchypants?
A: All these things give to me the pants what itch:
- warm puppies
- shaking out a morning dirt hippie
- migas
- Britney Spears
- gravelly voice of the Creed lead singer (a friend's pick)
- Noam Chomsky in a mumu
- Robert Reich sharing my bean bag & eating pizza with me
- psuedo-intellectuals
- bisquit with gravy
- talking about golf (a lot!)

Q: Do all people get itchypants, or just women, or just men?
A: That's a good question.

Q: Do you have a better definition?
A: A restless craving or a skin sensation prompting a desire to scratch, possibly, in the trouser region.

Q: Do you know my Uncle Frito?
A: I have no knowledge of such a person.

Q: Who's invited to post on "A day with itchypants"?
A: Like my Uncle Frito says, "It's better to be right than open minded, but you'd better be right."

Q: So, you do know Uncle Frito!
A: That isn't a question. Don't you know what FAQ stands for?

Q: You just asked a question in your "A:"!
A: I think you need to leave now. You've made my pants, previously itchy, not at all itchy in the least bit.

Q: Last one... what can we expect from "A day with itchypants"?
A: That's a good question.
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