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Jokes are supposed to go on the HURL Board.

The Sheriff will certainly issue a citation for "off topic" posts.



How 'bout....

There once was a feste winner from Nantucket,
who's votes where placed in a big bucket.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin
I'm droolin' cuz I'm happy to have won it.

Yeah! I know. L*A*M*E, but, at least it ain't nasty!


KEZ (waiting for results. waiting, waiting, waiting)
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