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Just as well. Our youngest will be 19 soon and there are still some books I can recite from memory.

You are not kidding:

A hog and a frog cavort in the bog
but not the hippopotamus.
A cat and two rats are trying on hats
but not the hippopotamus.

Or perhaps:

When Ernie was a baby, he wore diapers.
Now Baby Ernie is a big boy. He's too big for diapers.
What's in that big box, Ernie?
Look! It's a potty!

I can keep going, you know. You people can't stop me.

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