No. of Recommendations: 5
“This is Kate’s third child in just five years. When she heard that, Meghan Markle was like, ‘Heh, we’re not all expected to do that, are we?’” — JAMES CORDEN

“The boy is now fifth in line to the British throne — right behind Harry Styles. But ahead of me, which is annoying.” — JAMES CORDEN

“Today was the first time in a long time that the breaking news was not about President Trump — which is weird, because usually the hashtag ‘royalbaby’ is about Donald Trump.” — CONAN O’BRIEN

“White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said today that President Trump has no intention of firing special counsel Robert Mueller. Instead, Trump’s plan is to be so guilty of so many things that Mueller just works himself to death.” — SETH MEYERS

“Yeah, I don’t think [Michael Cohen] will take a bullet. At this point my money is on Russian poisoning.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“President Trump did not attend the funeral. The White House said they didn’t want him to be a distraction. Only Donald Trump could make people say, ‘I’m glad he’s not at this funeral, he’d ruin the mood.’” — JAMES CORDEN

“There’s a nationwide outbreak of E. coli in romaine lettuce. In fact, it’s so serious that President Trump put out a statement saying that just to be safe he hasn’t eaten lettuce for the past 50 years.” — TREVOR NOAH

“President Trump tweeted that he may pardon someone because Sylvester Stallone asked him to. Yeah, the pardon’s for the guy who wrote ‘Rocky V.’ He was sentenced to death.” — CONAN O’BRIEN
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