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Les Miserables parody: Speaker of the House
Speaker of the House, doling out the dough
Ready for the softballs on the Sunday shows
Tells a bullish tale, makes a little speech
Constituents like it when around you reach
Glad to do my friends a favor
Doesn't cost me a dime
But without a contribution,
You won't get a minute of my time

Speaker of the House, Leader of the Free
Ready to dock moochers of a buck or three
Watering the dole, cutting back the checks
Pruning pensions for those not retired yet
Everybody loves a lawman
Everybody's gravy train!
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em once again!
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