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Like gropers on a public conveyance, these "hostesses" need to be immediately, and loudly, taken to task. Something loudly directed across the room to the offender's spouse along the line of "Joe, why didn't you tell me you lost your job!!!!!" should do the trick.

OR - pay in Monopoly money.

"I'll see your bat-sh*t-crazy, and raise you $30 of Monopoly money. Oh, and I'll need a receipt. And here's an orange $500 bill as a tip for your fine hospitality"
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