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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Barack Obama fans.

Not really knowing what a Barack Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Barack Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Barack Obama?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m an Independent.”

The teacher asked him why he’s an Independent.

Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s an Independent and my Dad’s an Independent, so I’m an Independent.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

Little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Barack Obama fan.”
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