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My response to DF when he does something like that (or something that demonstrates that he thought 2+2=7) is usually some variation of "You've got a really nice azz."

Which is my loving way of saying it's a good thing I'm not marrying him for his brains.


P.S. Periodically he'll call to tell me he's got a nice azz, and I sit down to hear the story of whatever hilariously brain-dead thing he's just done.
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