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On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in afatal car accident.They found themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter toprocess them.While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?When St. Peter arrived they asked him would it be possible? St. Petersaid, "I don't know.This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out."The couple sat and waited for an answer.... in fact, a couple of months went by.While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they wereallowed to get married in Heaven, what about the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn't work out?Will we be stuck together in heaven forever?"Another month passed by, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhatbedraggled.Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven.""That's wonderful" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; whatif things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground."What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple."OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find apriest up here!Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"
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