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On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a
fatal car accident.

They found themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to
process them.

While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him would it be possible? St. Peter
said, "I don't know.

This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out."

The couple sat and waited for an answer.... in fact, a couple of months went by.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were
allowed to get married in Heaven, what about the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn't work out?

Will we be stuck together in heaven forever?"

Another month passed by, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat

Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"That's wonderful" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what
if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a
priest up here!

Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"
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