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If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.

If Shirley Temple Black married Tyron Power, she’d be Shirley Black Power.

If Olivia Newton John married Elton John. She would be Olivia Newton-John John. If she divorced him and married Wayne Newton she would be Olivia Newton Newton John John. If they had a kid and called him John, he would be John Newton Newton John John Jr

If Kitty Wells married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.

If Wanda Hughes had married Henry Kissinger, she'd be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now.

Did you hear, Sammy Davis Jr. and Ella Fitzgerald are opening a restaurant? They're calling it Sam N' Ella's

If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra she'd be Oprah Chopra

If Tuesday Weld married Frederick March III, she’d be Tuesday March the third.

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono.....

Marcus Welby’s son is named Midas.

If Ella Fitzgerald married Allen Funt, her name would be Ella Funt.

Then there's Natalie Wood married to Gomer Pyle...Natalie Wood-Pyle.

I know, I know, it’s soooo stupid, but then you’re still reading, so... carry on.
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And if Ann-Margaret married Liberaci she'd have no name at all.
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I can give a real life one. My ex-SIL's maiden name was Stiff. Her mom's maiden name was Harden.

Can you imaging the engagement or wedding announcement in the paper? :)
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I can give a real life one. My ex-SIL's maiden name was Stiff. Her mom's maiden name was Harden.

Can you imaging the engagement or wedding announcement in the paper? :)


At one time, my immediate boss's name was Berger and his daughter was dating a guy named Fryes.

(They didn't get hitched though.)
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Jay Leno used to have the "Headlines" segment which featured (non-celebrity) examples of these.
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There is a great on in Spanish

Dolores (pains) is a common lady's name and Barriga (belly) is an uncommon surname. When a Dolores marries a Barriga -- Dolores de Barriga -- she becomes Belly Ache.
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