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I've been to three booze-free weddings.

1. Happy couple too cheap and judgmental to serve it. Everyone ended up getting completely wired on lemonade and coffee and probably acting worse than we would have if we had had other options. We had to go out and drink afterwards, just to flush the sugar and caffeine out of our systems.

2. Happy couple too poor to serve it, plus fundie family members would have disapproved. Also, not enough room for guests to stand in the place they rented. Also, it rained so those people who didn't fit inside had to stand in the rain and listen to the ceremony. Also, only enough food for about 1/4 of the guests.

3. One member of happy couple in recovery, but told all his college party animal friends to feel free to BYOB. One guest set up a discreet bar and served beer out of the back of his van.

It just shouldn't be done.

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