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<every other freedom can be extinguished in the name of health. It's not hard to see how they can use that as a reason to restrict certain foods, drinks, what you drive, how you live, etc. etc.>

But it's for your own good. The bureaucracy is your parent. You are the child.

Do as I say or you'll get a spanking. If you don't do your chores, you won't get an allowance.

Don't associate with those bad NRA boys - they have guns. You'll shoot your eye out.

Don't you talk back to me. If you do, I'll take away your phone and TV.

No - you can't go to that crazy Tea Party. Those people are dangerous and will warp your mind.

Here, take your Ritalin and go to bed.
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