fleg, are these funny? I can't tell.

Congress says they’re looking deeper into the Bernie Madoff scandal. Well, ain’t that just grand. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $5.5 trillion disappear!

The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds,” you call and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico!

The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

Personally, I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run ‘em down.

A female president would be a good idea only if you wanted the country run right for some reason.

They hold the elections in November because that’s the best time to pick out a turkey.






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