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Hey gang,


While at work last night, getting my butt slammed against the wall again, I received the following phone call.......

It was Dillon from MCI/Worldcom..

Dillon was a nice person, and I am sure he enjoys his job, HOWEVER, Dillon was not prepared for the Uncle Jeffy talk he was just about to receive...

Dillon offered me 5 cent Sundays with my first month free...

"Dillon may I speak with your supervisor"

"Is there a problem, sir"

"Dillon, do you realize that you have called the recovery room of a Trauma Center?"

"No, sir, I didn't (stumbling)"

"Let me speak to your super, NOW!"

Supervisor approaches the phone, muffled conversation about calling hospital

"Sir, Dillon has informed me that we have made....

"Sir, (I interrupt, which I like to do) .. Do you realize that I am busy working in a recovery room -- taking care of patients who have just had surgery and need to recover from dangerous anesthetic agents (Now, in my Terminator mode)..Would you appreciate the fact that if one of your family members were having surgery, that the nurse is busy on the phone with MCI about purchasing 5 cent Sundays...or would you rather have that nurse at the bedside of your family member attending to their needs????"

"Sir, I am extremely sorry and if you give me the number which we reached you at and the other numbers used by the hospital, we will remove them!!"

By the way, no patients were in recovery at the time, so I went for it!!!!!

"Sir, do you realize that this hospital has over 1000 phone extensions and that does not include the patient rooms!"

"I'll tell you what, don't call again and I won't report you to the FCC, and have a nice day"


45 minutes later the phone rings on the other extension and guess who it is!!!

You got it -- MCI/Worldcom

I should do this for a living, poor Dillon couldn't believe he go ahold of me again!!!

Ain't life grand!!

Sorry for the long post, just thought you would love it!!

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