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Subject: Re: Swift Texas Justice | Date: 7/25/2005 2:18 PM | |
Author: BattleAxes | Number: 248238 of 883107 | |
Police say a severely disturbed geography teacher has shot six people who did not know the capitol of Scotland. They say he is still on the loose, and they remind everyone the capitol of Scotland is Edinburgh. A man shot six people on the downtown bus today, then asked for a transfer and shot six people on the crosstown bus. In order to prevent this from happening in the future, authorities are discontinuing the transfer system. Finally, a man in Texas was arrested today for shooting and killing: his wife, son, two daughters, his mother and father, all four of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three neighbors, and a woman who works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off. http://www.mit.edu/people/daveg/Humor/HumorLocker/Special/George.Carlin/carlin.news |
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