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MichaelRead: Good evening Your Royal Highness. Now before we begin, I just want to tell you what an absolute honor and pleasure it is to have you here with us on the Jester Board.

Queen Mum:

MichaelRead: Yes…well…umm…Anyway, I would like to start with your relationship with your husband, King George. How did he swoon you into such a fairy tale-like marriage? Did you find him charming and handsome when you both first met?

Queen Mum:

MichaelRead: Oh I see…"mums" the word ehhh? <lol> I'm afraid that I must warn you about my sharp wit Your Highness.

Queen Mum:

MichaelRead: Alright then, perhaps we can discuss the turmoil that England had suffered during Hitler's reign of terror in WWII, threatening the very existence of your country as well as all of Europe. And how you steadfastly stayed by your husband's side throughout the crisis, refusing to vacate your country for safer grounds. You were truly an inspiration for all of your people. What was your greatest concern for your country at that time?

Queen Mum:

MichaelRead: Your Majesty? Isn't there anything that you would like to respond to?

Queen Mum: Why yes there is Mr. Read.

MichaelRead: <relieved> Yes your Majesty…we would be most gracious to listen to whatever you would like to discuss.

Queen Mum: Well…the thing is you see…

MichaelRead: Yes…please go on.

Queen Mum: "THAT I'M DEAD YOU LITTLE TWIT!!! ARE YOU BLOODY DAFT OR SOMETHING? DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A SILLY FIGMENT OF YOUR OWN PATHETIC IMAGINATION? NOW GO BUGGER OFF SO I CAN REST IN PEACE AND DO PLEASE BOTHER SOME OTHER DEAD CORPSE!!!"

MichaelRead: Now wait just a second! You haven't given me a chance to pitch my act…ok…ok…an elephant has three balls, which is three more than you have…BA-DA-DUM…Ho boy! I got a million of them…Here's my Jerry Lewis impression: "Lady!!! Oh Lady!!!"…hehehehe…I kill me…

Men in white coats: Mr. Read, it's time for your medication…now be a good lad and come along.

MichaelRead: Wait! Please! Not yet! I'm just starting to warm her up…can't you see?

Men in white coats: Now Mr. Read!

MichaelRead: Oh alright! Geez, I never have any fun around here anyway!

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