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It finally happened. One of my kids (daughter, no less) called and left me a voice mail, all burped.

It would seem my work with this family is now done. If any of you need your family corrupted, please drop me an email. I require food, alcohol, and sex (with adult females only. Guys who swing both ways, parents who pimp their kids, and dog breeders should get any funny ideas).

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[Stroking goatee] Vin, ven did jour mosha schtop mit der feeden undt der breasten?

Dr. Freud
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[Stroking goatee] Vin, ven did jour mosha schtop mit der feeden undt der breasten?

Dr. Freud
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I wasn't even bottle feed. She'd can open the Enfamil, hold my mouth open, and pour. I was a teenager before I had my first nipple in my mouth.

Why?
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I wasn't even bottle feed. She'd can open the Enfamil, hold my mouth open, and pour. I was a teenager before I had my first nipple in my mouth.

Why?


[Stroking goatee] Ah... I vas tinkin it vas von uv mine schlips

[Stroking goatee some more]
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Didn't you grow the face hair to cover up the receding chin?

I had a beard when I was in my mid twenties. I looked like I was about seven years old clean faced, so I grew one so I could function in the business world without being given a lollipop and told to go find my mom. I didn't like it much and was very happy that when I turned 30, I started looking like I was 50, so I was able to shave it off.

I've spent my 40's looking like I was in my 20's, but five-oh is the next birthday, and given history, I should wake up looking like I'm 70.
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