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okay, berkly is goin on my list for bans too. dammit. i am walkin in lines on road thingie and dumbass guy (wif no mullet!) in crapass old volvo wif nadar bummerstiker does a bad turn thing in my lines on road when i am walkin. and he am not wearing shirt and smokin a pipe and his car sounds worser than mine. i fist him. fist raise him, whatever.

then am this. git food what kids can eet and they am sayin i pay them five dolers a pownd for tomatos! and they am yelow tomatos! not evun red!

and then i am buyin tampoons what am seven dolers a box.

agin agin agin i sigh. what am cuntry coming too? because

1. crapass broken volvo
2. nadar bummerstiker
3. no shirt driver
4. smokin ole man pipe
5. runnin me down
6. yelow tomatos five dollars
7. tampoons seven dollars.

am you seein wear i am headin wif this? very suspishus and my bet is makes itchys anus itchyer. (that am just gess.)
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